what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

i'm trying not to go anywhere or do anything today because i have to do another tight turnaround front range dentist trip tomorrow->monday so i will be in the car driving for a while. and hanging out with friends. and getting my cavities drilled n' filled. but god i really want to drive sixty miles and get some fast food. if only i didn't have celiac disease and gas wasn't five thousand dollars per milliliter due to the evils of my country

@deelovesbooks now i want a choccy milk...

why am i getting taylor swift ads blazed onto my dashboard. hasn't this horrible woman done enough.

i should learn metalworking so i can make my own silverware too

this kiwi matches the mug i made #yay #mykiwi #mymug

attention followers. don't let me forget to eat the kiwi on the counter tomorrow morning

what if you were in love with a guy and he was in love with you and none of your issues in your relationship were insurmountable but you only existed within a narrative that punished you for trying to break out of the narrow story format that your creator had bound you to? and you were both firefighters?