what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

left work early but then picked up a cdt thruhiker who left town too late in the day to catch the shuttle up to the pass so I drove him up there because I’m nice and I like driving trail people around. cdt people are a different breed entirely. this guy was doing the cdt for his first ever thru… slay my dude.

guy who doesn’t feel good at work voice hey guys I don’t feel good and I’m at work

about to drive to work but first I need to report that I am watching two bucks piss threateningly at each other

an important part of my writing process is walking up into the woods to exist in silence and also to block out dialogue or prose in my head. but this process is currently threatened by the arrival of millions of black flies

also i thought of an innovative way to *********** *** ********* at madison square garden tonight but apparently nobody else was on my wavelength

i admit i am very tired of "haha the new drummer is the first woman who's stayed for an entire rush set" jokes

you all have the next ten minutes to tell me what book to get from hoopla for my drive home

my friend is dating a guy who kind of sucks but she’s still in the “oh he’s so cute and sweet!” phase with him. her last boyfriend kind of sucked and the boyfriend before that kind of sucked too but he was tolerable since he lived in another country. would a dude who doesn’t suck please date my friend? she’s six feet tall and busy all the time and tragically heterosexual. please…