what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

also i thought of an innovative way to *********** *** ********* at madison square garden tonight but apparently nobody else was on my wavelength

i admit i am very tired of "haha the new drummer is the first woman who's stayed for an entire rush set" jokes

you all have the next ten minutes to tell me what book to get from hoopla for my drive home

my friend is dating a guy who kind of sucks but she’s still in the “oh he’s so cute and sweet!” phase with him. her last boyfriend kind of sucked and the boyfriend before that kind of sucked too but he was tolerable since he lived in another country. would a dude who doesn’t suck please date my friend? she’s six feet tall and busy all the time and tragically heterosexual. please…

they give you a ball gag at the dentist now

I should’ve brought my KNITTING alas I am stuck imagining Tommy going to the Rush show last night

enormous and life-affirming smoothie this morning plus an equally enormous french press of coffee. time to go get my teeth drilled

@fourpatch and my blorbos had an onstage crossover event last night ooooouuuuuughhh and waaaaaaauugghhh

now I am sitting in my childhood friend’s house knitting my sweater while her dog cruelly ignores me