what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!

I’m actually not in a shit mood because I made an enormous smoothie and brought it to work #myglorp

the sink really does help you with water

left work early but then picked up a cdt thruhiker who left town too late in the day to catch the shuttle up to the pass so I drove him up there because I’m nice and I like driving trail people around. cdt people are a different breed entirely. this guy was doing the cdt for his first ever thru… slay my dude.

guy who doesn’t feel good at work voice hey guys I don’t feel good and I’m at work

about to drive to work but first I need to report that I am watching two bucks piss threateningly at each other

an important part of my writing process is walking up into the woods to exist in silence and also to block out dialogue or prose in my head. but this process is currently threatened by the arrival of millions of black flies

also i thought of an innovative way to *********** *** ********* at madison square garden tonight but apparently nobody else was on my wavelength