pastemana

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

Time to start MAXMAXXING. I will DO EVERYTHING. BE EVERYTHING. FEEL NOTHING. HOLLOW MYSELF OUT AND BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL. FROM NOW ON, I AM ONLY EATING CANNED SARDINES AND DRINKINKING MY OWN BATH WATER!!! I WILL BE MEWING AND MOGGING 25 MISERABLE HOURS A DAY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Oh my god its my final exam for my bugs and slime class today and I forgot to study. Fuuuuck I don't know anything. If you fail the exam, they nickelodeon slime you to death and then your body is eaten by the Big Bug Professor. Fuckk shittt im toassttt

Homestuck was written specifically for me I fear

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

AGAB? Pro Nouns? I was cursed by a witch to have both switching every day so that they never match! I wake up one day, afab and dysphoric, and begin transitioning to male as fast as I can. Then the next day, the witch has turned me amab and even more dysphoric, so I have to make a quick u-turn and frantically transition in the opposite direction. I put testosterone and estrogen into the chambers of a revolver and play Russian Roulette! I am Wile E Coyote, slamming headfirst into a painted wall of he/him pronoun before turning around and running off the she/her cliff! I am pushing the boulder of gender non-comfonrmity up a hill, never to reach the top and never to be satisfied! Damn you, witch that makes you Transgender Sisyphus. Damn you!

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment