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Vamps and vexes au masterpost
The Beginning
2. Interesting News
3. The...
4.The Past and the Present
5. He's not okay
6. Everything is confusing
7. He's alive! [1/2]
7.5 It's okay we're here with you... [2/2]
8.1 Avid?
8.2 Avid!
8.3 Blood Moon
8.4 So...
also you can use "vamps and vexes au" tag to see my rumblings and headcanons while waiting new parts
also i have chibi comms open on my VGen
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
tw implied murder
Prequel of this. I think.
The phone rang with an annoying, out of tune jingle Wei Wuxian had set for his own number as a joke. Jiang Cheng had kept it, however, and used it to mark the contacts of headaches in his life.
He picked it up and accepted it. A muffled "Jiujiu?" came through.
Headache number two, then.
"What do you want, Jin Ling?"
"How do you know I want something? I could be calling to tell you I love you!"
"I love you too. Now. Tell me what you want."
A huff of annoyance. "Fine. Do you have a lawyer?"
"...."
What?
"What?"
"Do you have a lawyer, Jiujiu?"
Jiang Cheng sat up straight on the sofa he was supposed to be relaxing on. This kid was going to be the end of him.
"Yes, I have a lawyer. Why are you asking? Do you need a lawyer?"
"Is it hard to get a lawyer?"
"JIN LING, WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"Um... I might have committed a crime."
A crime? He actually broke the law?
"Why are you asking for a lawyer? Are you already planning to be caught? Try to hide the fucking evidence!"
"Hide the evidence? Jiujiu, I can't hide the evidence! It's bigger than I am! Of course I'm going to be caught! I'm going to be sent to jail! My entire life will be ruined what am I going to do..."
Jin Ling's panicked voice trailed off as he started pacing frantically. There was an odd wet, noise as he stepped. Was he stepping in a puddle? Where was he? What did he even do?
"Get over here, now."
Jiang Cheng hung up on him and threw his phone down. His evening was ruined and his nephew might have committed a crime. A serious one, apparently! What was his life?
I think Yuri would have fixed them
Pose reference from @jookpubstock! Check them out!!
I needed some comfort but I had no strengh so here you go chengxian sketch
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Giving Sect Leader Jiang a memory foam pillow and curing him of his persistent migraines. His whole face relaxes every day and people are very suddenly reminded that 'oh yeah hey this man is a powerful cultivator he looks like a 19 year old at age 40.'
TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"
Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:
1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"
2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes
3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE
4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit
5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time
6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean
7. ??? I prefer crΓͺpes tbh I don't get it
Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13
they love each other u know
3 a.m. thought but I genuinely think most of the Jiang family dysfunction is on Madam Yu and especially Jiang Fengmian.
Like... parents are supposed to create a safe home for their kids. That is literally their job. Instead, those kids grew up surrounded by tension, resentment, comparisons, and unresolved issues.
And one thing that always confuses me is when people say, "Why didn't Jiang Cheng defend Wei Wuxian?"
...Because he was a child???
When Wei Wuxian came to Lotus Pier, Jiang Cheng was like 8?. Then he spent the rest of his childhood and teenage years in that environment. Why are we expecting an 8-year-old (or even a teenager) to fix problems created by the adults around him? And don't even get me started on poor Jiang Yanli because somehow the Jians created 3 children with completely different problems.
Jiang Fengmian was the one who brought Wei Wuxian home. That also made it his responsibility to make sure both boys had a stable environment to grow up in. Instead, he kind of just... let the situation keep getting worse.
I'm not saying Jiang Cheng never made mistakes. He definitely did. But I think people put way too much responsibility on him for things that should've been handled by his parents in the first place.
Idk. Maybe I'm overthinking fictional family dynamics at 3 a.m.
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Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
Reblonk
when chengxian ascended as the gods of love their new heavenly colleagues didn't expect them to be useful in battle - they just gods of love and not war, so what can they do anyway?
oh, little did they know...
When the pairing is so good that it doesnβt matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you
Some of the concept work I did for the Flamel's house for Dastardly Lemondrops. I really wanted to give their house a medieval vibe. You can read Dastardly Lemondrops over at @dastardlylemondropscomic
switched to linux, trying to get used to krita since SAI is windows-only.....hard. trying new brushes.
chengxian for @midnightcatboy
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We're gonna pretend wwx used a spell or something so that jc wouldnt drown α( α )α
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tw implied murder
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"So. You- you murdered someone."
"Yeah Jiujiu, I just said that. Keep up."
Jiang Cheng dragged his hand down his face and sighed heavily. He had just come home from work, ready to laze in bed all weekend without worrying about the family business and his stupid nephew had to ruin it all. Saying that he murdered someone.
"Why didn't you go to Wei Wuxian? You know he works at the morgue, right?"
Jin Ling gave him a disapproving glare. The one that Jiejie always said he learnt from his Jiujiu, but Jiang Cheng was certain it was the Peacock's genes.
"Do you really think he could get away with a crime, Jiujiu?"
Tch. That was fair.
"Ugh- you little. Fuck. Come on, brat. Show me the body."
Time to help his nephew get away with murder. Hopefully Jiejie never found out.
