stressed + depressed

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

IN A SCARY WAY

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

you don’t have to accept an entire fandom to enjoy it. fandom can be your 3 friends and a corn chip and honestly that’s gonna make you much happier in the long run.

that review of the long walk that’s like ‘why would you show up to the walk fat and in jeans’ kills me like now whenever i feel unprepared for a situation i think God i’m fat and in jeans for this

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad