microsoff excel

taking a truly french amount of time off work next month to fuck around ireland with bestie yayyyyyyy

coworker brought dog to office and it's one of those ones with the coarse, short fur. like what's the point of you

just housed a bagel sandwich with cucumber and tomato and t'wasnt until the last bite did i remember miss cyclo s. pora

yesterday i played my first ever geoguesser duel and they paired me with someone from germany (gulp) and first round they plunked me in an alley in some city and i turned the camera and directly next to me was a truck with a .au url on the side. someone was looking out for baby nisa

mike flanagan lashings on the TL bc of carrie adaptation preview thank GOD

that review of the long walk that’s like ‘why would you show up to the walk fat and in jeans’ kills me like now whenever i feel unprepared for a situation i think God i’m fat and in jeans for this

was with some friends yesterday and we put on the first episode of the office (US), a show i have only seen roughly two episodes of but know a lot about from cultural osmosis and it was so embarrassing bc i was cracking up at a bunch of the jokes and they were like just sitting quietly because theyve obviously seen the show a bunch of times

sometimes when i'm eating a hard boiled egg and i really fuck up peeling it and there's little tiny specks of shell still on it i pop the whole thing in my mouth and run my tongue over it to 'wash' the specks off and then i pop it back out of my mouth and eat it normally. it makes me feel like a mammal that has just given birth licking the amniotic fluids off of my newborn offspring