Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

women are the only thing that matter .

not that women are things

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

im listening to this little thing called Music

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

#Real

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”