Dance With My Dogs in the NightTime

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

new hat

We all know 6woofs and the marvelous 7 canines who share her home…. remember the tiny fella claims 6woofs’s mother as his personal human. He needs her. 

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Her chemo starts today.

Please continue to share and donate. She tolerated everything well so she will be getting treatment every 3 weeks for a year. Every little bit helps us with this bill, even 5 bucks. Thank you!

i cant donate but ill share this and hope that by doing so one more person who can donate will see this

Thank you. Thank you all so much!

No i want to know more

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, “could the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?” but they ALSO always took the extra step to “under what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? ” and it was fucking spectacular every time

But you’re forgetting the final question, which was always “is there some way we can make these circumstances cause an explosion and/or set something on fire?”

This isn’t new idiots.

domt be stupid iv never seen this pokeman before and i own every pokemn game EVER even the unreleased ones like pokeon quartz and pokemon snap 2 and pokemon ranger dont be a idiot

OP how does it feel to be a prophet?

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