I’ve Got Malice in My Veins

Your pussy seems really cool and down to earth!

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it

Cis people will basically just sag “I’m sexist” and you say “maybe you don’t have to be” and they say “well now I’m gonna be transphobic too”

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands