no sense sittin this one out, yo!!!

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

STOP

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

puppy play but theres fireworks going off and i'm trembling under a pile of blankets under a desk and you need to feed me little pieces of cheese to calm me down but i'm so scared i might throw up the cheese

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!