no sense sittin this one out, yo!!!

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

The Woke Left wants an E.T. reboot and they want him to have a boyfriend

E.T. stands for Estrogen Testosterone

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous