The One and Only Dabbird

kind of feel bad because there’s a cardinal who visits frequently and i guess it’s molting time so. you know. but whenever he shows up to get nuts and i happen to notice him i just shout BALDDDDD. every single time

Outdoor cat owners have no concept of basic ecology and it shows. "You're saying my kitty is EVIL for following its instincts???????" obviously not, you idiot, its an animal. I don't blame it because it is designed to hunt and doesn't understand human morality. The cat's human owner, though, should stop pretending that millions of people letting their pets hunt native species for fun WON'T make their ecossystem collapse. If you stop hearing birdsong in your neighborhood its your fault 👍.

Also cats are domestic animals????? Its your pet. Its your responsability to take care of it and it certainly doesn't look like you are doing this if your pet spends 90% of the day on the streets. Outside cats are in great risk for being ran over, stolen, beaten, poisoned, mauled or eaten by wild animals. A mildly bored cat is way better than a dead one and besides? Just offer your pet enrichment. You don't need to risk its life to keep it happy. You can even let it outside with supervision!! Look how many options we have. Insisting the only way to keep your cat happy is allowing it to wreck the environment and possibly die is not only fucking irresponsible, but also lazy and shows that you don't really care for the wildlife around you.

“oh but he’s happier outside” i think toddlers would be happier if you let them eat batteries but there’s a reason we don’t do that. giving your pet everything it wants is not an imperative. you are the great ape responsible for this beast stop being a fucking wet blanket

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

'why is so much politically-focused genre fiction centred on monarchies' many reasons, but one which I think deserves attention: monarchy is an obvious way of tying together the dysfunctions of the domestic to those of the state

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

Call me a pessimist, but they will not improve society to fix the declining birth rate. Instead they will make abortion near illegal (which they’ve done), they will make birth control more difficult to receive (which they’ve done), they will remove sex-Ed from schools (which they are doing), they will use religion to encourage women to have more children than they can ever handle (which they’ve done), they will try to figure out ways in order to force people to have children regardless of how difficult current society makes it.

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

It’s always wahhhh my aborted gf my aborted older brother. What about the aborted bully or the aborted asshole boss or the aborted weird situationship? I’m glad they’re not here.