The One and Only Dabbird

is it even a beach trip if you dont get wiped out and inhale seawater at least once

ocean stole my sunglasses. dont know what shes going to do with those but i guess she needed them more than me

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Reblogging this to say YOU DONT NEED TO HAVE YOUR PERIOD. If you menstruate your period is optional. There are multiple forms of birth control that can allow you to skip your period INCLUDING THE PILLL. Not only is it completely safe to take the pill continuously it can even have benefits in preventing certain cancers. Birth control keeps your uterine lining thin and it will not come back to bite you if you skip periods on the pill. I haven’t had my period in a year it is heaven. YOU DONT HAVE TO SUFFERRRRRR!!!!!!

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions