whew! sigh! wow!

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

There is no Love on that island

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

Everyones undertale sprites they drew on wplace last year have all swept by a gyre into a heap in the pacific ocean

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile