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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@aliflort
Intro post!!
Hello and welcome to our humble abode, this is our sideblog where we post our HDG related content.
@alicatthekittycat is our main blog
@alihound is my personal Mechsploitation blog :3
We're a system in the process of learning about ourselves.
DMs are open, as are our asks, don’t be afraid to say hi, petal~
Below you can find short introductions of all of our system members, longer descriptions can be found on our main blog
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Puppygirl flort with no object permanence, excited like it's been a million years if you so much as step out of the room for a second.
Catgirl flort who is always napping or so distracted that she always makes a lil *prrrrurp* noise of suprise when you yoink her.
Dollgirl flort who goes empty mid sentence when you pose it, only reacting to any stimulus when it is brought back up - stumbling over the rest of the sentence as all those new memories and sensations come rushing back in at once.
wait I love this so much
it also sounds oddly familiar,,, *stares at myself, the puppygirl, and the dollgirl in the system* nahhhhhhh it's nothinggggg
most certainly, it must have been the wind
awruff! >w<
"My son is perfectly fine!" Something, something, HDG
Hide and seek but im running and im tiny and the plants gotta find me c:
When was someone going to tell me that someone is making a game about dating sexy plant monsters??????
Love is deception, germinated in desperation
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Floret grooming channel run by an affini who specializes in caring for girls who never learned how to take care of their own hygiene. Is this anything,
*Pets the little floret as you scroll by*
"Free Terrans" be hating on me and my plant loving.
Excuse me
Im out here in the gardens rolling around in a pretty dress, sun on my skin and vines hugging me tight
Didn't get any of this during the Terran Accord
Where my Plambt loving friends at???
Dare I say the thing I love most about Human Domestication Guide as a setting, beyond the magical anti-anxiety and HRT drugs, or even the Affini's unending love for humans, is the fact that it's non-consensual.
As someone with a flavor of mental illness that simultaneously makes me desperately need help, but also be absolutely terrified of it with all my heart, I would still suffer in a world where the Affini followed human conventions of consent. I would do what I've always done and hide my problems, pretend everything is fine, or frustrate medical workers until they deem me treatment resistant and give up (which has happened several times now).
In such a world, I'd refuse Class E's, only cautiously accept Class G's, and go on my merry way slowly tearing myself apart, with expectations of living to 30 at best, 25 at worst. Any time I'd be offered domestication, I'd refuse not because I don't want it, but because I'm pathologically inclined to refuse such a thing no matter what.
The fact that this isn't the case, that I'd be dragged kicking and screaming to receive help, and that help would actually fix me, is the #1 reason I enjoy the setting. The guarantee that, even if I run and hide because I can't help myself, someone will find me, and they're going to care for me until the end of time.
“My son is fine”
Sir your DAUGHTER fantasizes about being turned into a dog and either being face fucked with a gun as the woman who brainwashed m- I mean her watches in bored amusement or being drugged out of all conscious thoughts by a giabt sentient plant.
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Floret that gets "a lil chubby" from her affini carrying her around and not exercising. The affini did this on purpose and squeezes her like a stress ball now.
An Affini breaks down the door to doctor's office, her Terran cotyledon in tow. "Doctor!" She shouts. "Something's wrong with the Terran, you have to help him!" "I have the snif-" Started the Terran.
"What could it be?" Asked the Doctor. "I know I ask this every time but-" "Of course I ran my own scans before coming here, do I look like a youngbloom to you?!" "I have the snif-" Started the Terran, again.
"It seems to be perspiring from one of it's airways, this could be bad." Said the Doctor. "There's no time to waste; we haven't lost a Terran yet and by the Everbloom we aren't going to now, lay him on the operating table!"
"I have the sniffles." Said the Terran.
The two Affini look at each other for a silent moment until finally the Doctor speaks up.
"Stars... it's worse than I thought."
The Terran groaned, rubbing his temple.
"Why couldn't you motherfuckers be like... Terran eating xenos or something, stars above."
Terrans say the darndest things…
Thinking about an affini getting tired of their ward being self depreciating and either drugs them or hypnotizes them so they stop being so mean to themselves.
"I'm not a good person anymore... I'm a good girl. No I'm a cutie patotie! I'm a wonderful being! Gah! I'm the best! You should just keep me forever."
And them getting more and more flustered and frustrated when they can't express their self hatred until they stop hating themselves at all.
Idk I hope I have the energy to write fics once finals arent looming over my heart like a storm cloud
Drunk hound: "H-Hic- I-I dunno- m-maybe- maybe she only likes me c-cause my hands feel good on her controls-"
Increasingly irritated sober handler: "Mutt, it is 3am station time. Stop whining about how your mech won't fuck you."
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Mama's notice of intent got me feeling scaroused like no Ma'am I can take care of myself plenty good ignore the shaking of my legs they do that wow you're tall h-hahja hi
I enter the Jcafe
I begin stacking the florets
I am forcibly removed from the jcafe
alternate ending: i am forcibly injected and become a resident of the jcafe
