I DO I GET A GOOD VIBE

the doomed noob trolls futilely.

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly "Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump's) tongue(...)"

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

May I please have some pussy

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

Eventually we get larger from eating them

my underground guppy fighting ring just got busted

guppys fucking in the streets

guppy prisons overflowing with guppys