Mr steal yo drink

“Local blogger who spends almost all their free time on a website literally infested with radfems claims they came up with the idea that kinks are evil all on their own. Quoted saying, “I mean, yeah, their core ideals are really really bad, no one’s arguing that, but some of their core ideals are actually kind of banger, y’know?”. More to follow.” 

“A blogging community of people who all grew up in conservative, christian America claim their hatred of deviant sexual interests has, quote, ‘nothing to do with all that’”

“Said blogging platform, allegedly full of bullying victims, all agree that ‘bullying used to be wrong, but now that i’m the bully it’s a really good idea’. All declined to comment on the convenience of their bullying habits benefiting almost exclusively the oppressive social structures that led to them being bullied in the first place.”

“Some bloggers  reported that bullying was “actually okay” because the people bullied were all “weird and freaks”, some even added “they are looking for it, they deserve it”. None replied to the accusation of victim-blaming with words that had been previously used against them.”

Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus

Likes charge, reblogs cast

That is fucking EPIC!! 😱

Spicy river

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker

you know bbc’s dracula can try as hard as he wants but he will never come close to the sheer drama, class, intimidation, and raw dilf energies as dracula castlevania 

Nerdy Male Director: “She had many masculine traits, like eating 10 hamburgers at once and wrestling Russian mercenaries while never going over 112 pounds. She learned these skills from her many fathers and brothers, never from a male partner or friend, as that may suggest she has some autonomous sexual history. No, men were all too afraid of her, except for me who has mistaken my fem-dom fetish for respect. If I met her in real like I’d hate her for rejecting me without ever speaking to her. Her breasts were D cups.”

Nerdy Male Director: “She was quirky and spontaneous and unfathomable. She was completely disarmed and alluring and so full of sunshine. She wanted to be by my side at all times no matter how much I shrugged her off, pained by my history of real women with adult-minds who wouldn’t put up with my unbearable personality. She was a golden retriever. But a human one, with boobs and legs. I made a dog into a woman and she is my dream girl. I have a degree in literature.” 

Nerdy Male Director: “She was a strong, feminist woman who was the ruler of this matriarchal nation. So strong, and so cold, and so emotionless, because i cannot figure out what sort of emotions or feelings a woman in power would have. I hate her because she is the bitter old screen-writing professor who gave me a D- on my manuscript about a sad 20 year old man finding himself through a series of prostitute encounters. She is violently killed on screen, and it is cathartic for me. Critics will praise how I handle grim realities. Her womb is barren.”

You can just say Joss Whedon

This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.

This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.

Never not reblog this.

THAT’S ADHD?????? WHY THE HELL DO ALL MY PROBLEMS STEM FROM ADHD???!!! YOU WANT TO TELL ME I FEEL LIKE I’M IN HELL EVERY DAY BECAUSE NOBODY HAS BOTHERED TO FUCKING DISCUSS ADHD WITH ME PROPERLY AND PERHAPS EVEN MEDICATE ME???? YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT I LOST YEARS WORTH OF LIFE BECAUSE OF UNMEDICATED ADHD???? WHICH ISN’T MEDICATED IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I AM “SUCH A GOOD CHILD” SO EVERYBODY IS LIKE “BUT YOU DON’T NEED MEDICATION, YOU ARE NOT THAT HYPERACTIVE, PLUS YOU DON’T HAVE ANGER OUTBURSTS!” ???

Are u ok

I laughed way more than I should at this reaction

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

“Give that back”

“I’m not giving it back, YOU let it rust!”

You OP are a monster for even making this.

Sharing this again because #5 helped me a lot with understanding my own anxiety triggers.