life is like t. rex

god I love caffeine. no easier or cheaper way to make yourself feel really bad on purpose for no reason

ok I have secured a normal and reasonable number of streetlight tickets (four (three of them are for me))

I know there's at least one streetlight song with a vibraslap but I can't remember which one

my ongoing project where I sit in my mind palace and craft the perfect cake cover album

as far as I'm concerned, the most valuable aspects of american cultural heritage are 1) free speech 2) peanut butter 3) punk rock

listening to a totally random lions led by donkeys podcast just to try it out and what do you mean half these guys are from fucking indiana

it sucks that I have no reason to ever live in milwaukee bc I fucking love milwaukee

the three of us is a fun song bc I can't help but picture the narrator as literally just tomas. a sweeping allegory as told through the lens of a classic folk tale of the thief, the king, and a weird dude from new jersey

I love the way textile arts and fiber processing still use the same medieval ass anglo words for things but I will not be caught using the word dyestuff because I'm an adult in the twenty-first century