life is like t. rex

guy on ebay didn't accept my lowball offer maybe I should have put an addison rae pic as my avatar

I offered him 550 on his 650 asking price and not only did he decline my offer he has now relisted the item for 750

hot ones seems tailormade for a hitman mission. important person eating poisonable food in public, bald guy to impersonate, its all there. presumably some kind of clockwork dollhouse of employees to surveil and subvert somewhere offscreen in the black void

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

swear to God they're playing tuvan throat singing at the gym this morning

now it's that club mix of beethoven's fifth

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

If we’re mutuals we’re comrades and I wish destruction on your enemies