life is like t. rex

shit is wack out here on the white river. pics to follow

in my defense I feel like there were more albums last year

hotwire trip switch is awfully aoty coded for a record that came out in like march

thrifted an excellent pair of tactical cargos the other day and once I got them home and tried them on I realized they're just EMS pants lmao

trans women and alternative teens have been liking my fits lately

least significant consequence of the all-time record flooding we're experiencing in central indiana right now is no one in this goddamn city knows how to behave at a four-way flashing red light

my tormented and decades-long relationship with vegan pepperonis

fuck it we ball (stretch our septum piercing)

also a big fan of the narrator's bisexual ex girlfriend who doesn't even think about him anymore