Noctis' Devout Dragoon

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

Sorry for the TMI but I have to get this off my chest: In order for me to enjoy a breeding kink story, it needs to either be Completely Fake (the characters are doing a bit within the context of the fiction) or Completely Real (the future existence of an actual baby is made explicit within the text). I hate it when the writer tries to have it both ways and makes the pregnancy real while also completely glossing over it. No. Worldbuild for me. Tell me what's going to happen to the baby. Even if the answer is just "abort that thang" I need to know you thought about it one way or the other or else I cannot connect to the narrative

would an author's note after the fact suffice or must it be within the confines of the story itself?

do not JK Rowling gay-Dumbledore your breeding fic

chunnibyou guided meditation

Breathe in. *Feel* the demon energy welling up in your cursed eye. Breathe out. Relax your phantom dragon wings.

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

KAIMEI DESKTOP MATE???????????????

Was talking myself out of spending $30 on them bc they probably couldnt interact w each other but the kagamines trailer shows them interacting.... And it has an alarm function too... Help me. I may make an Irresponsible Purchase

Okay. It seems like interactions were only implemented for the kagamines so if kaimei have interactions on launch I will make the purchase. Otherwise no