A Captive in a Passive Tomb

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription