A Captive in a Passive Tomb

the thing about stacy is that he always looks three seconds away from bursting into tears and that shit rules.

one of the many reasons to insist upon chronological timelines is that it's much, much harder to scroll forever if you can catch up with yourself. if you can run out of tumblr because you reach yesterday, that is a good and helpful prompt to do something else.

And yet, the straight edge couple appears to be at a pride parade. I think the strawman is actually helping them carry their cat and medication in the hot weather, and is simply doing a social blunder by mistake.

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

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