A Captive in a Passive Tomb

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

This is just how lawyers are.

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

Tf you mean, humiliated? Iced out in death like a pharaoh

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

Yeah, I selfship with money.

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car