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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

where's that picture that ruined my life

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

you people aren't CASTING

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

died and came back wrong but only to myself. died and came back and nobody noticed i died. died and people think i came back better. died and came back wrong only in a specific sense of "wrong". died and fought like hell to come back and everyone thinks it was easy. died and came back mentally wrong and physically fine and tearing myself apart from the inside. died and hiding everything that went wrong. died and trying so hard to show what is wrong and nobody notices.

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

You have. The. Dream job

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

this has the energy of a world heritage post

do I come to your blog and curse your bloodline

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

Armor of Thorns Thursday

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit