Papergreat

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

i see we are all angry about this

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

This is the most considerate advice for doing stretches I've ever seen??? Initially I started to go, "...but I can't do that with my knee-" then he showed a way I could do it. I was like... whoa. A video for stretching that is actually considerate towards my disabilities. Astounding and impressive.

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH