😜

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

Idk if I agree with (not a perk), as an interviewer, if you’ve heard about certain benefits, you can say “and also X!” because it means you’ve done your research and are looking to commit longer term

To ensure accuracy on screen, the director of “Girl, Interrupted” would speak over lead actress Winona Ryder every time she tried to talk.

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

you are a tar pit

im gonna tuch it

who is the person in the corner

Nancy Pelosi

US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably