Moist Monday

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

BJ's confession in Period of Adjustment is so good. You finally get him breaking down over a letter from his wife trying to tell him something sweet, but he's absolutely shattered by it because it triggered the reality of him losing time with his baby girl. And then you got the envy over Radar and anyone who got to go home. But Trapper specifically - yes, he probably would have still got drafted - but BJ is actually on this show because of Trapper's absence. When someone leaves the show it's sad for us to watch, but then BJ just reminded us that the characters who stay are miserable

did you guys know that there are religions out there where actual, literal belief isn’t all that important? i’ve only ever been around christianity where belief is like, the number one most important thing ever, so i never even considered that there are cultures out there where the question of “is this all real” never comes up because it doesn’t matter

and you can also belong to multiple religions that seem to contradict one another, and you don’t have to come up with some extra lore to tie them together. you can just be both.