Moist Monday

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

but only once.

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

does this answer your question

These two fire extinguishers at my work

Had to draw them

They share the highs and the lows.

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

One time a friend of mine told me that she only dates men who make over seven figures a year because she wants someone with a “similar life experience” and I still wonder if I should’ve told her that that particular standard might be one of the reasons she keeps finding terrible men