Moist Monday

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Under-hated change to websites I've seen nobody mention along others is getting a pop-up if you take a screenshot on your phone

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.