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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

charl0ttan

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

yoshspace

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

penny-anna

keeping getting people asking what happens if a gag candidate gets elected to parliament and im like well they become a member of parliament

penny-anna

they're not a separate category from real candidates. theres simply no rule that precludes running for parliament as an intergalactic space warrior.

itseasytoremember

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

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eebie

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

scunthotter

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

drakemoji-deactivated20141201

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

ulanji

he laughs like waluigi

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tagfer

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

blackforestbride

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

blackforestbride

?????????

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blackforestbride

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

aceattorneygame

Nothing good.

angelnumber27

nervous breakthrough

vergak

Zillow house listings

aaays-and-bees

>go right

vergak

giugirl743

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

vergak

bunjywunjy

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

vergak

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

anachronic-cobra

fiercestpurpose

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

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setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

cuuno-moved

the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit

cuuno-moved

this post is a year and a half old and it's literally so funny to me. im aromantic now.

cuunos

HEY GUYS! this is op, one blog change later. If anyone was wondering, I am now engaged to the most incredible person alive, and it's going very nicely. Still aro btw 👍

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