Moist Monday

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

I waited two minutes to like your post to be mysterious

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

You know, as much as I'm a fan of horror and time loops, the absolute funniest interpretation I've seen of Dracula Daily is the one that goes that Jonathan Harker is fine and healthy and happy, he's just telling this story to his grandkids. Again. Because they love hearing the Vampire Story.

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Official freaky bee post

very skilled at having a headache

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all