Moist Monday

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

no fucking toppings????

minthara is the ultimate fail wife. you can kick her ass and steal her pajamas and then later you can save her loser life and she shows up at camp in a new pair of the same pajamas and then you can put on the pair you stole from her and she says nothing about it. i know it's simply bc no dialogue was written for it but i like to believe that it's canon she is just hatefully pretending you're not walking around in her pants that you stole after you hit her over the head with a chair or whatever. and that she's wearing a matching identical pair

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

scrolling through a ship's ao3 tag like a world weary detective scanning through hundreds of hours of CCTV footage in search of clues that just aren't there

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP