Would you like an Egg in this Trying Time?

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

The hyperrealistic nightmare slurs that probably existed in this video will be severely missed

his name is fred and he has one Million boils and GreenTeeth. what the fuck

It’s the purple guy Don’t you want to hear his back story

i dont know…

when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus

this is wrong

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

whats that tweet thats like everyone hates fangirls but ive had the best day of my life 45 times this year

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.

They used to say "complications from pneumonia" instead of AIDS.

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