Just a copy of moby dick

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

I love this technology. It lets me actually understand what is going on and see how one fencer is able to get through by taking advantage of their opponent's large, open swings by tightly controlling how they move their own sword in smaller, more controlled circles.

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

Please slow down this year. Please don’t live another year in fastforward. I don’t think any of us can take another year of that. Let’s learn to slow down, learn to brush our teeth slower, learn to eat slower, learn to look around more, learn to unclench our jaws and drop our shoulders, learn that this is not a rush, no matter how much society wants us to believe it is. I absolutely refuse to live another day under the palm of urgency, like my worth is measured in how quickly I can move, how efficiently I can exist, how much of myself I can compress into something easily digestible. I will take up space, I will need things and want things, I will be a human being this year, not just a ghost passing through, not just something that makes sense to everyone else. I’ll be as much of me I need and want to be.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

add that to your trivia and pursue it

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

if you are overhwlemed and want to fix ur life step 1 is a beautiful nap at an odd hour

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.