ceo of ralseiburger

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

happy pride month everybody

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

The life span of a subreddit is getting shorter by the day

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

here's a reminder to ALL trans people. trans women, men, nonbinary people, anyone else: NEVER KILL YOURSELF. I AM SERIOUS. SO SERIOUS. LIVING IS RESISTANCE. LIVING AS A TRANS PERSON PISSES BAD PEOPLE OFF. YOU ARE NEEDED IN THIS WORLD, YOU ARE IMPORTANT AND YOU ARE LOVED. WE WILL SURVIVE.

If you're a misandrist, then I don't trust you not to be a jackass to cis perisex gnc women either actually.