Fuck The Internet

are you liking and rbing because you wanna fuck me?

Please say yes?

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

notice how its always a usamerican movie too