Fuck The Internet

are you liking and rbing because you wanna fuck me?

Please say yes?

i think methed-up-samurai is/was the closest homegrown equivalent to a lolcow this site has ever had. remember that week where he kept posting about his journey across Mexico to singlehandedly rescue some random woman from the cartel and the general consensus was that he was running around a random desert on meth and/or mescaline the whole time

that is incorrect, she was sold to pay off a drug and gambling debt by someone whom I left partially paralyzed. I believe he committed suicide with pills month's later

oh okay!

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

happy thanksgiving

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?