If I Die, I'll Be Taking Someone With Me

have you ever tried making coffee with red wine instead of water? it's got a very powerful aroma and i was tasting it for weeks

what. tell me more

actually the second wall. the first wall is realizing that this is probably a bad idea, but doing it anyway

I am fascinated by every word here

fine. that makes sense. but now i gotta try it too

Hey, safety concern: what you're doing is kind of weird distilling maybe. Alcohol vapor is dangerous, but for one or two cups this probably isn't that bad, but, be aware that you're probably spilling alcohol vapor into your kitchen space and creating a potentially explosive fuel-air mixture

oh yeah definitely. my friend and i are both like, scientists, so we knew the risks and didnt use too much wine and no open flames but this is absolutely worth mentioning, thank you

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

For all we know the strong as fuck ice mummy could actually be a tender and gentle lover

truly life is one great beautiful tapestry

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

hey any memes that use drooling as a sign of stupidity are ableist btw. not implicitly ableist or from ableist origins it is literally just ableist. And your mutual with brain damage (ME) is judging you for it

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper