Taken by the Fog

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

^^^

This is an official anti-JKR post

kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey

crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

It’s that time of year again

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

my apologies mr mama

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

none pizza with left beef can vote today

where's that post about people on the internet making up a hypothetical strawman and accidentally summoning that strawman or something

Tumblr is like the land of Oz: Every once in a while an unprompted walking, talking strawman shows up to do a little dance and sing a song about how they have no brains at all.