I like your starry eyes

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

What time is the show and can i hide somewhere on my lunch break to watch

Posted this and then had exactly zero minutes of free time until 9pm

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Happy to see Spiders Georg branched out

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

Life is soooo crazy. One minute you have the earth shattering realization that all of ur relationships are hollow and ur actually acutely alone in the world and that nobody Knows you. and the next minute ur like. Eating a kit kat

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF