Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

Do it for them.

oh dang the most important review of all just came in

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

peace and love on planet earth….

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

TIL that gardeners follow a feudalistic heirarchy and abide by the Eight Virtues of Bushido.

I’m watching season one simpsons

English added by me :)

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

Yeah okay this one's the winner

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."