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snailspotter

Snail spotted!

Diagnosis: Cepaea hortensis Common name: White-Lipped Snail

(source)

strange-aeons

is there a slur for Tumblr users my friend wants to know?

All of them

speedsketch

Second attack!

For @flamemons of GUPPY, the best creature

#THE CREATURE THE CREATURRRRRE

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what I am slowly learning as I go through job applications and being hired/fired, is that every single employer seems to want you to do 17 complex tasks at once within a week or two of hiring

without much training time

????

so you're telling me you want me to learn multiple new tech systems, deal with a new environment, the general public, and also work full time. doing this task. while basically BLUFFING the whole time-

for MINIMUM WAGE?

#core chatter #employment #work stuff #disability shit #ughhh fuck it im going to wait for a physical focused shop job opening. that's something I can actually do 🙄#I'm too autistic for this shit

spin-the-wheel-polls

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 49 minutes

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

#BASILISK LET'S GOOO #there is no myth version of it I wouldn't want to be a basilisk in

json-derulo

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

json-derulo

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

json-derulo

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

json-derulo

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

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mudzdale

varying takes on wankomon

snailspotter

Today's snail: Haliotis scalaris | Staircase Abalone

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revizyonist

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

revizyonist

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

ancelineonline

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

bowditch

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

arctic-turtle-cassiopeia

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

carpe-mamilia

One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

qsycomplainsalot

mobilis-in-mobili

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

lilybug-02

why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?

monster2003

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

#me whenever a job isn't disability friendly

ayeforscotland

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

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zenzgtandg

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

scifigrl47

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Did you weaponize the chickens?

justketerthings

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

abnormality-assignments

Punishing Bird - TETH

“ People have been committing sins since long ago. “Why do they commit sins, knowing it’s wrong?“ ”

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

#heatwave #useful #drinks

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