Freak gardening accident

Mario's looks longer but Luigis got some girth

At work, I get most of my bonuses from injuring my coworkers then reporting them to the boss for being too sickly. Today, my chosen coworkers managed to escape unharmed. I need the money from those bonuses to feed my tulpas, and I can NOT go back to kidnapping right now. Which sexual maneuver should I offer him in exchange for extra funds?

No Cops At Pride Only Gritty

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

ah i've woken up! time to start the day! *falls back asleep instantly*

Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning

this whole “job thing” is rlly starting to get in my way. i need to watch made up people falling in love on tv, and then i need to read more extensively about it online. why is that so hard to understand