apologizing in advance

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?