apologizing in advance

give a character your issues it's literally free

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

RFK repealing all those damn FDA safeguards and shit and now we got poop lettuce parasites. Look me in the eye and tell me that worm isnt still in control

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

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guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)