apologizing in advance

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

I have GOT to stop spending $30

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[Image ID: Three identical illustrations of a lily of the valley, in three different shades of green. There are sparkles around the flowers of the plant. /End image ID.]

living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

you've been summoned for july duty

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees