la morte vivante

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

it’s not gay if it’s incest idiot

*jeremy irons voice* it's not incest if it's gay idiot

*Trying to do small talk with a gay incestous couple* So which one of you was more hang up on being related and which one was more hang up on being gay?

me seeing fictional siblings that are very close/connected in some way and depend on each other: what if they kissed?

watching dexter and shaking my head at all the punitivist propaganda so people know that I don't think anyone can deserve to be tortured to death or that vigilante justice can make the world a better place but nodding and clapping enthusiastically at all the incest and freudian themes to show I wholeheartedly support those

i cant stop thinking about just how many people are head over heels in love with dexter. he can get away with so much just because all he needs to do is give ANYONE those neglected shelter dog eyes and they'll crumble at his feet like sand. He's like the female lead in one of those harem romance webtoons

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

was talking about my thesis with my aunt and i was explaining to her that because i'm doing an mfa in creative writing my thesis is writing a novel and i'm supposed to have a first draft by the end of the summer. and she said "wow! and i mean i'm sure that's fun for you?" and when i said yes it is she said "that's great. because if it were me i'd kill myself." which was a slightly nuts thing to say in a church waiting for my grandmother's funeral to start but i respect her honesty

Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

When the guy holding the polycule together fakes his own assassination and ruins it for everyone 😞

its nothing i just dont think you understand what its like to have your oscar wilde gay alien sex brooch stolen by some ginger twink who gives it to his situationship.