la morte vivante

if i was sansa stark in the jousting stands i would not look twice at joffrey or loras. ned stark would have to use every power he has as hand of the king to keep me from following the hound around like a bitch in heat after watching him fight off his brother the fucking mountain to save the knight of flowers

it's so funny that when westeros finally breaks the targaryen dynasty their new king spends all his time "hunting whores and fucking boars" and only goes to small council meetings when there's a targaryen kid to assassinate and he spends his time so drunk that he doesn't realize he hasn't fucked his wife for like fifteen years so none of his kids could possibly be his and they look an awful lot like her twin brother and damn everybody thought only the targaryens did that well guess again

loras tyrell telling renly baratheon how amazing and wonderful he is and what a great king he'd be right before dropping to his knees and sucking his cock is some great persuasive work 10/10

maybe maekar seems like a grouch but he does laugh when dunk contradicts baelor and when that one dude yells LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP so his sense of humor is great actually

imagine waking up one day to find that your entire country is at war with itself because your twin children had like five kids together

catelyn side eyeing tyrion after meeting up with her sister after five years like damn you said she went a little crazy but i didn't think you meant "breast feeding her ten year old son" crazy

rewatching game of thrones after a decade is crazy because if you've changed at all then you're rooting for totally different characters