la morte vivante

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

you know what all supervillains need ? what will fix them ? … i am hearing a lot of “redemption arc”. (shuffles notes) i kind of wrote down humiliation kink

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

I wanna get paid for wasting my time on tumblr

Kind of funny that Krycek thought he had thwarted Mulder with the whole trapping him on a ski-lift thing, only to remember that Mulder is, in fact, a fucking lunatic

brought nothing to the gun fight, and everyone is really embarrassed for me. they keep trying to hand me a knife or a really big rock but I tell them I am not a charity case and get shot immediately

being 100% serious when I say that I think what everyone needs to live by is that the longest relationship you’ll ever have is with yourself

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.