la morte vivante

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

i think theres a secret fourth base and its pretendingn to be related and getting freaky

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

because Ormund Hightower getting in his teenage nephew’s face and coke ranting about the glory of the Hightower Reconquista that he has made up in his head that they are divinely ordained to accomplish to because of their special blood and no one understands but them IS exactly how Daemon was moving with fifteen year-old Rhaenyra in the first season of this show. kind of insane

resisting the urge to roll my eyes every post i see about how fandom doesn’t talk enough about some male background character or this m/m ship is so underrated compared to the fandom fave ship (also m/m) or this man really deserved more development or the show should’ve been about this man instead of that other man or

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means