my friend was like i missed the boat on house md but i'm intrigued by the central relationship can you explain their deal should i watch it? and i had to be like...so first of all you should not watch it and it has aged poorly in every conceivable way, but imagine this...imagine there's a hot funny smart guy who makes you laugh and gets you intellectually and he would kill for you and die for you and ruin everyone's day to make you smile and undergo painful medical procedures for you and hold the door open for you and fold your laundry....but instead of telling you he loves you he psychosexually tortures you for over a decade and makes you trip on a banana peel at least once a week. now imagine there's two of these guys and they're doing this shit to each other















