la morte vivante

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful