la morte vivante

white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

my treasury barren, my house full of rats, my council unfilled, my body bleeding, my uncle husband megalomaniacal, my dead son in the hallway, my bed stained with my mother’s blood, my girlfriend socialist, my night restless, my step-brother an impostor, my anointment denied, my queen’s guard meager, my bearings not gotten, my coronation postponed, my ghosts thick in the air, my prisoner wife a port in a storm

okay i really tried to suspend my disbelief but seriously how on earth did ormund find medieval bleach strong enough to give that child a flawless targ platinum card. does he know how much people would pay for that hair

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate