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I'm not going to fuck my computer

I'll do it for you my liege

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airlinequeen

throathole

And we shall return from whence we came.

cholerascum

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

devmoth

cholerascum

thank god

parasitoidism

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

parasitoidism

#mynothing

prokopetz

Linguistics experiment: going by your gut reaction, no deep introspection, which of the following is most "correct"?

She [REDACTED] on my [DATA EXPUNGED] til I ████████

She [REDACTED] on my ████████ til I [DATA EXPUNGED]

She ████████ on my [DATA EXPUNGED] til I [REDACTED]

She ████████ on my [REDACTED] til I [DATA EXPUNGED]

She [DATA EXPUNGED] on my [REDACTED] til I ████████

She [DATA EXPUNGED] on my ████████ til I [REDACTED]

Voting ended onFeb 21

shaneposting

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saxifraga-x-urbium

bedford borough council's soc med person has had it with maggie tyers

elodieunderglass

I’m not going to get over this easily. Among the responsibilities of the Bedford Borough Council are

rubbish bins,

parking permits,

council tax, and

the placement of foster children

Within the county of Bedfordshire, England, UK.

Not listed among their responsibilities:

the creation, positioning, professional conduct, ongoing maintenance and estate costs, and scheduling of the fucking Moon

gallusrostromegalus

Yeah if someone wants to complain about the effects of the moon on the Christian Calendar, your best bet is taking it up with the Archbishop of Orlando, Florida and also The Moon* *Due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric** from whence the discovering expedition departed." ** The current Archbishop John Noonan probably isn't going to be much help because he "Does not consider himself archbishop of the moon", but the paperwork still says he is, and also technically in charge of the International Space Station***, which also launched from his Diocese. ***I don't think the astronauts are going to assist this individual much either.

beardedmrbean

theradicalace

we cannot live in chains

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves

kaijuno

"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."

kaijuno

And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"

swampdriinker

thewoundedcoast

The rest of the team interacting with Anders in Act 3.

sisifroggy

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threedollarsdotcom

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

teo-garden-bugs

sexygaywizard

Does anybody have that image of what cyberpunk dialogue is like. "to crack a cyber lemon this nasty" or whatever

p7agu3

sexygaywizard

That's the bitch

word-for-today

If you want an idea what more authentic oldschool hacking language sounds like, there is an absolutely ANCIENT webpage called the Jargon File (seems to have been updated from the early 80s up through 2004), aka the New Hacker’s Dictionary, that kept a record. It’s not far from Gibson’s idea but if anything it sounds even dorkier, peppered with coding terms and prehistoric memes

Indispensable dictionary of hacker slang

hbbisenieks

The jargon file is Essential. Hackers were simply Like That

zmpl

i will replace chatgpt

zmpl

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

willmelon

happy birthday gromit

standardbox

it’s february 12th happy birthday gromit!!

fma-facts

Happy Meat Day everyone!

fma-facts

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

acuityinnovations

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS

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strange-aeons

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

strange-aeons

What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater