hi welcome to my blog i’m user kingdoncomes aka user kingdoncreampie aka kingdoncummies. i’m very much kingdon central and i am extremely dead dove and am open to chatting about kingdon, dead dove, and taylor dearden.
pls don’t ask me about other ships, i’m a toxic monoshipper so i respect other ships but i am kingdon centric AND kingdon only. and don’t be negative or sexist in my ask box. let’s all be perverts and be kind to one another! thank u.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
in addition to embedding images in fic, brilliant people have shared codes to imitate a number of social media sites/other online phenomena. some examples from my recent fic:
i (clearly) think this is super fun, and i really enjoy doing it. while it can be frustrating and finicky to figure out, it is much easier than you might have thought, mostly because (as mentioned) people are so kind and brilliant and share code to do this! in this post, i'm going to link some of the code that i've used/consulted and show some examples ~under the hood~ of how the above things look in practice. hopefully it'll help you feel like you, too, can try!!
code/tutorial links for ones i personally have used as base code, most of which have very clear explanations of how to use them that make the rest of this post truly unnecessary:
texting (incl blue messages, green messages, group chat)
google search
gmail (sent email)
instagram
phone lockscreen notifications
generic email/draft email (with scrollbar!)
there are collections on ao3 full of these codes, incl discord, twitter, other social media sites!
that is more than enough to get started, but i love to over-explain things, so just to be super clear, there are 3 steps in how i do this:
Writing, planning images, uploading images if needed (aka the parts with no coding)
Adding the CSS to the work skin
Adding the HTML to the actual text/story/chapter - usually the most annoying part :-)
in more (unnecessary) detail:
writing/planning images/uploading images
i always write out what i want to have without code because i like making sure the actual content/story is front and center! i also want to make sure that i know when the exchange happens for any timestamps. for the above examples, it looks like this in my gdoc:
i also make sure that i have any images that i'm going to include at this point, because it can be super annoying to be almost done coding and realize you want/need to go back to figure a pfp or something out. ao3 does not host images, so you need to either have a link you trust won't die or upload images yourself somewhere else that you can link. i've been uploading to my drafts on tumblr, but that does decrease the quality a little. (personally i'm fine with that but just want to give that disclaimer) i would recommend downloading any photos you know you want to include as soon as you find them so you don't lose track and spend a bunch of time trying to track something down (definitely speaking from personal experience rip)
the only image note i'd add is that i always recommend previewing how the fic looks before posting (duh) and checking specifically if the dimensions look weird. on the gmail code for example it'll make pfps 40px x 40px even if it wasn't originally a square, which can make it look weird and stretched out, so i cropped all the pictures i used as gmail pfps to be square (not 40px x 40px, just square in general).
work skin css
all of the above guides will explain this, but you'll add some base code to a work skin that you apply to your fic. i use the same skin for all my fic as i go, but if you adopt that approach, make sure you don't ever accidentally have attributes with the same names! just to show what this looks like/where to find it on ao3:
combining html/story
all of the above guides will include the html you use in your actual story, and i HIGHLY encourage you to integrate it in your non-ao3 editor and transfer it over from there instead of workshopping it just in ao3 and risking losing it if something goes awry!! (again speaking from experience rip) pay close attention to which parts you're supposed to change from the source code and which you won't change (eg gmail icons). examples cont:
this step is usually the most annoying and finicky and requires the most patience to troubleshoot things. css/html can be very particular and there are some things that would require additions to the base css that you might expect to just work (eg links - adding links to things makes them sooo angry). i usually transfer the html parts into the chapter and troubleshoot before adding the main text because it can be annoying to scroll through all the text for editing it. there will be something that is slightly off from how you wanted it to look, and you will have to call it a day at some point! i often end up posting something when i feel like it's good enough and then going back and fixing it later. consider this permission to do the same :)
that is how i like to do this but i'm sure other people have other ways they prefer! i can imagine doing the coding as you write might be nice for some people but i like to go back and do that when i'm feeling a little stuck or want to work on fic but need a brain break.
i hope this helps people who are interested but not sure where to start!! i am happy to help if you're running into issues but i should note that css is a complete mystery to me and i self-taught myself html to make pages for my neopets so my skillset is...limited...
taylor the funniest person ever.. her saying her and patrick have always thought it was great to play two characters who have the POTENTIAL to be ATTRACTED to each other but are just friends HELPP gos im obsessed w her cuz who says that
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
when season three starts with mel four months pregnant because landgon was cream pieing her all shift long on july 4th
that’s exactly what i’m saying she’s gonna be pregnant as fuck in s3 and there’s a whole bet going on in the ER trying to figure out who the baby daddy is. and mel is just like 🥰🥰🥰 happily pregnant around the ER and here’s frank obsessively checking up on her and is very possessive of her but no one is confirming anything just bc he still got a ring on his finger. little does the ER know is that they have matching chain necklaces that have their own matching rings for each other
me fuckign too 😢😢😢 but it’s okay it’ll be a kingdon creampie summer. the creampies will fall into fall. then winter. then spring. ifs kingdon creampie forever
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
1am thoughts: when antis try to speak against shippers and bring up 'projection' when it comes to shipping it just gets mad annoying. like who gives a fuck if someone is projecting. who cares if someone is projecting their kinks and fetishes onto a ship. who cares if someone is projecting their trauma onto a character. none of this is real. i dont give a shit. if i love a character more than ANYTHING then i will gift them something i consider my highest regard when it comes to being my favorite character: my childhood trauma my mental illnesses my distaste for shaving and love for being hairy as fuck my abandonment issues and all my kinks i dont give a fuck
chapter four of emotional consonance (formerly the chemicals between us)
“Whoa, look at Langdon,” Samira says after a moment, nudging Mel with her shoulder.
She knows where he is, of course, due to the low-level Langdon radar that she can’t seem to turn off, so her gaze locks onto him immediately. He’s a little farther down the sideline, juggling a ball. He starts with some little taps off the tips of his toes before giving it a little more air and alternating between his feet and knees. He kicks it all the way up and balances it on the top of his head for a second before nudging it back into the air and catching it off his chest.
It’s one of the most mesmerizing things Mel’s ever seen. She wishes she had a video of it to watch on repeat. She would never need a lava lamp again.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
It's my humble opinion that Taylor and Patrick are slowly being brainwashed into shipping Kingdon. Maybe partially because of fan influence, but most definitely because the spirit of Frank Langdon and Mel King possess them in scenes together and force them to be way more romantic than was ever intended. Bc why do they do that, why do they look at each other like that. Never once looked at my friend that way lol
something about them being so possessed by kingdon that patrick is gonna start saying yes mel is franks little sister and he’s in love with her BROSIS FOR LIFEEE
also sorry for getting to this ask so late i’m so behind on my asks i got over 250 i procrastinate it all now omg 😫😫
oops here if you still haven’t seen! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYpIhE5hMxx/
my truth is that bryan & robin ship kingdon ❤️
i’m so sorry for these late response LMFAOOO i no joke have been just been really busy. but omg…. im sure they do ship kingdon. like taylor’s aunt, amy cranston, ONLY follows kingdons on twt and also pdeardz crave. LFMAOOO that household is full of kingdon shippers