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i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

What’s the mood today?

Hulu or Netflix will pick it up.