Life Is A Joke, So Laugh and Enjoy It

I don’t have the book anymore because I slipped it into the locker of my depressed mormon lesbian coworker on the last day of my retail job but it was that kate bornstein book about 101 reasons not to kill yourself and she had a whole section on how every gay and lesbian in history was betraying their assigned gender so utterly that they automatically became trans people and it’s one of those brilliant batshit things trans women say so often that drives the right people bugfuck nuts and I wish I had the full quote

nonbinary lesbian coming out of a haunted house voice that scared the she/it out of me

Got stuck in a time loop for three months and straight up didn't notice due to the Sisyphean nature of my daily life

i think as a society we should go back to designing furniture w little feet. it would heal us.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

nineteen ants could change the world

*tired squire voice* yes my liege, your armour is serving absolute cunt today

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”