From the Urban Dictionary:
Everybody knows a Dave. Daves are genuinely very happy at all times and can make the best out of a bad situation. rarely ever showing any other emotion than being happy unless someone triggers them to feel a different way such as angered, Daves are not the type of people you want to anger they are proper blokes and can always handle themselves, they are able to handle more than one person at a time. Daves when angered are very hard to control they will rage and destroy whoever stands in there way. Although Daves show no emotion they are loving, caring, effectionate and sensitive. They know how to treat women like princesses and always will at any chance they have, they are very romantic and like to put the females before themselves. Daves are very good with there hands and relax anybody, they're great at giving massages and will always give them even without being asked to. Daves are gentleman and have great respect for women and will always protect them. Daves are aqquired with large penis's or sometimes just above average, they know how to use them too, Daves are great at foreplay and will go down on girls to show them a good time. They do not ask for much just an occasional blow job and a bacon sandwich. They have an amazing smile which could brighten up any ones day a set of dazzling eyes and often large ears Daves are hilarious always cracking jokes that will keep you laughing, they always do dumb dangerous things to keep people entertained.
Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.
If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.
If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.
I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.
Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.
Daves are so good at making love!
Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?
Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!
Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!
Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!
Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!
Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!
Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!
Dave by Every single female February 10, 2014
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