I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

American culture: normalized awe-inspiring debt, smoking weed on the sidewalk like its a cigarette, soda that prevents tummy ache, police shoot dog for no reason in apartment complex video at 9am, Taco Bell Baja blast, app-based gig work, watching Phone Video on full volume in public, celebrity-themed pink cold foam at Dunkin Donuts, gamer chair in living room, "ironic" American flag bikini, Mormon influencers who secretly wish they could own slaves, fast food robot prowling the city Wall-E style being cheerfully pissed on

i actually think it's scary that we seem to be forgetting what regular human beings look like and that in some cases it's being deliberately accelerated by incels and their esoteric mythology of appearance now that they have the cultural microphone. it's scary that i can watch a movie from like 1991 and be like "oh if this woman was cast as a leading lady today it'd be a culture war outrage session about ugly women being shoved in our faces"

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as