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wishingformemoria

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.

wishingformemoria

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

andre-30008

notoriousmasc

infertilityidol

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

moseby

the best fruits are hardest to open

trashboat

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

wastrelwoods

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

brawltogethernow

They missed. 😔

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endlace

You if bugs didn't exist

tpwrtrmnky

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

tpwrtrmnky

Luigi probably fucks though.

tpwrtrmnky

#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now

So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

antigyro

Ok but why is Luigi different

tpwrtrmnky

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

jarmes

Similarly, I don’t know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesn’t not understand anything besides baking and being a princess

Daisy fucks nasty

tpwrtrmnky

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

demilypyro

What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club

tpwrtrmnky

It's crucial to help her escape from comphet

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kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

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langernameohnebedeutung

Schism? Schism today?

langernameohnebedeutung

🍿

turuin

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

mygogglesdosomething

Schism today

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spainimation

Hyena that was being SO cute at the Denver zoo yesterday!

aleshakills

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

#my moms friend Dana i love you

kaijuno

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

ikebanaka

SHUT

typhus-andronicus

libraryleopard

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

#said by Lizzie Borden

byjove

Would you rather be an evil president or evil king?

Evil president because I’M A FUCKING AMERICAN! YEAHHHHHHH!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅 THE FREEDOM WAY, BABY!!! 🇺🇸 NO DIVINE RIGHT TO RULE, GOD DIDN’T PUT ME HERE, YOU PUT ME IN OFFICE BECAUSE I LIED ENOUGH TO GET ELECTED! DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

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