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Drove to Colorado with my boyfriend and his dog
No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})
Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.
Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.
I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.
I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.
I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."
i feel like this is more funny

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Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic
View of Oyster Bay (detail), c. 1908 Tiffany Studios, New York
new uterine lining just dropped
prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”
me: that is also correct
if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

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in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)
Well, famously they can't actually afford London housing, that's the whole reason they met.
The truest fantasy: the roommate you met on Craigslist because you can’t afford rent on your own turns out to be the person you needed in your life.
Black-capped Chickadee & Downy Woodpecker showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory
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i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

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Would you guys like to hear my crack au idea
So modern Sherlock adaptations always put him in scarves and sort of modern formalwear and make him live in sort of a cosy still faux-Victorian house but hear me out. He loves
- live music which he cares DEEPLY about (and of which he stims to)
- drugs, particularly stimulants (at least in the beginning before Watson gets there)
-he’s seen as a bit of an oddball to most people except for his close friends and family so he’d probably like somewhere where he’s not judged so much and can let loose
Modern Sherlock Holmes is a raver