"is it a block of cheese or a girl"

i knew this day would come

how many other football players whose bodies they’ve explored

How many severe head traumas they’ve experienced

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

niche american pronunciation poll please tell me how u pronounce the word “syrup” and what region youre from/ethnicity u are

Funniest thing in the MCU is when tony stark doxxes himself because he says he's not afraid of the villain and like literally an hour later they blow up his house and nearly kill him

I think Elon musk should do this in real life

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

I found the song if anyone cares

jet fuel can't melt steel bars

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name