Artificial Sun

molotov this pussy

*secretes radioactive sludge*

Please don’t I just cleaned the floors :(

Oh sorry *leafs*

Leafs and sludge? Why are you doing this?

There's something wrong with me

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

the dad in parasite did nothing wrong tbh if someone called me stinky I would absolutely murder them and then myself

the park fam dad really said it smells like BROKE in here and then expected not to get stabbed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

i miss when hot topic was the goth store instead of the funko/ugly disney merch store with black walls 

Hey they’re getting out of 2007 just like everyone else in this hell hole

not to be melodramatic but 2007 was better than one second of this entire decade