Artificial Sun

I had a nightmare last night that KH3 was finally released and it only had a Flintstones world.

BAHNEY! MY KEYBLADES!!!

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

posts funnier with timestamps on

computah show me a way out that isn’t through