Weird Spy Satellites

SIGINT #3431 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Pseudo-Pavement

Transmission #38831 from Zuma (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Cruise Ship Fueling Station 2. Viral Mud 3. Nuclear Cult Armory

Transmission #930 from NROL-129 (USAP) 1. Void of Desert 2. Pseudo-Trauma

Transmission #4524 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Hyperobject Protocol Q7 2. Unhinged Firefly Barracks 3. Skull Airstrip

MASINT #41243 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI) 1. Happy Hallelujah Covers Armory 2. Hellish Container Ship of Love Songs 3. WWII Saturn

Intercept #147 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Cannabis Bog 2. Forgotten Radar 3. Welsh Snow

MASINT #950 from NROL-129 (NOFORN) 1. Crypto-Femininity 2. Vault of Groanmaxxers 3. Backrooms of Light

Dispatch #1797 from MENTOR (TS/SCI) 1. Interstellar Bullshit 2. Unbearable Grotto of Coelacanths 3. Beautiful Bridge

Update #297 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Clock Museum

Manifest #252 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Stolen Plant 2. Swiss Zoom Breakout Room Dock

Update #3040 from QUASAR (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Legendary Microscope Camp

Intercept #8127 from QUASAR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Valley of Clone 2. Compound Q1 3. Future Container Ship of Time

IMINT #0198 from PROWLER (TOP SECRET) 1. Department 9-X 2. Radioactive Grid 3. Convoys of Smoke

MASINT #1937 from KH-11 KENNEN (ATOMAL) 1. Happy Skunkworks 2. A Sabotage 3. Viral Croutons

IMINT #37778 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Burrito Transporters 2. Eldritch Valley of Palm Pilots 3. WWII Consciousness Cell

Intercept #09661 from MENTOR (UMBRA) 1. Former Pile of Weather 2. Para-Polyurethane

Update #19869 from QUASAR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Project Washboard 2. Organic Time-slip Supply Chain 3. Pseudo-Locality