Weird Spy Satellites

SIGINT #45988 from NROL-129 (EYES ONLY) 1. Pit of Dust 2. Carniverous Ghoul Launch Pads 3. Solar Eclipse Seastead

Manifest #6370 from QUASAR (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Invisible Duct Tape

OSINT #6852 from SBIRS GEO-5 (UMBRA) 1. Astronaut Protocol Thirteen 2. Drowned Pool of Garbage 3. Strange Barbies

Update #6626 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Pseudo-Limestone 2. Illicit Laces

Update #6967 from MISTY (CLASSIFIED) 1. Legendary Pit of Mirages 2. Norse Dropbox Cemetery 3. Gravity Causeway

SIGINT #82996 from PROWLER (NODIS) 1. Beehive Protocol K3 2. Sea of Mars

SIGINT #808 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EYES ONLY) 1. Secret Cage of Stardust 2. Misty Arena 3. Anti-Egg

Dispatch #7184 from QUASAR (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Compound 6-K 2. Hauntmaxxing Monastery 3. Sand Kennel

Update #4941 from MENTOR (NOFORN) 1. Hellmouth of People

OSINT #53427 from NROL-111 (NODIS) 1. Illicit Wrecks 2. Ancient Twin Furnace 3. Meta-Compendium

SIGINT #899 from QUASAR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Carniverous Apocrypha 2. Beautiful Wraiths 3. Silent Death Arena

MASINT #566 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Bravo Bravo Zone 2. Subsonic Distortion Compute Facility 3. Archive of Tacos

Transmission #26602 from RASR-2 (NODIS) 1. Jade Bouquet Outhouse 2. A Deposit 3. Purple NFTs Bivouac

Transmission #2797 from GPS III-SV05 (NOFORN) 1. Pattern Dugout 2. Organic Moose 3. Malevolent House of Cults

Manifest #97924 from KH-11 KENNEN (EYES ONLY) 1. 3rd century CE Empire of Apple Trees 2. Pseudo-Insect

OSINT #0477 from HEXAGON (CLASSIFIED) 1. Cimmerian Abattoir of Hot Takes 2. Introvert Supply Chain 3. Cozy Found Footage

Manifest #57403 from GPS III-SV05 (UMBRA) 1. Ethereal Mambo Simulation