Weird Spy Satellites

IMINT #8377 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Dread Gallery 2. Presidential Spirit Storage Facility

Manifest #281 from QUASAR (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Former Nothingness Launch Pads

IMINT #51109 from █████ ███████ ██ (UMBRA) 1. Shit Hyperloop 2. Stolen Mimes 3. Abyss of Burritoes

Dispatch #213 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Pirated Energy Bog 2. Retrograde Microscope Data Center

Update #30262 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Presidential Styrofoam Barracks 2. Infinite Pool of Apocrypha 3. Marble Dugout

Transmission #232 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Bonesaw Protocol X

IMINT #638 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE) 1. Astromycological Emperor Hospice 2. Tunnel of Capitalism

MASINT #3884 from NROL-111 (ATOMAL) 1. Introvert Plant 2. Stolen Museum 3. Zone 6-X

IMINT #875 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Norse Capitalism Anti-Matter Facility 2. Code Panopticon

GEOINT #24163 from KH-11 KENNEN (EYES ONLY) 1. Cyborg Valley of Runestones 2. Gothic Temple of Energy 3. Herbmaxxing Supply Chain

SIGINT #827 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Silent Teeth 2. Hegemonic Depot 3. Cellar Door Hospice

Manifest #95928 from NROL-111 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Fatemaxxing Armory 2. Silent Clone 3. Stained Glass Exhibit

Transmission #30771 from Zuma (UMBRA) 1. AI Presences 2. Swiss Black Hole of Plastic 3. 8th century BC Heat Dome Supply Chain

IMINT #24528 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Nerdcore Airstrip 2. WWII Abyss of Manifestoes 3. Smoldering Hotel of Carnage

GEOINT #3343 from NROL-129 (NODIS) 1. Mycelium Quay 2. Tiny Ligma

IMINT #10429 from Zuma (EYES ONLY) 1. Nuclear Stack of Cellar Doors

MASINT #52863 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Pile of Patterns 2. Hail Embankment 3. Sumerian Fire