Weird Spy Satellites

IMINT #37778 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Burrito Transporters 2. Eldritch Valley of Palm Pilots 3. WWII Consciousness Cell

Intercept #09661 from MENTOR (UMBRA) 1. Former Pile of Weather 2. Para-Polyurethane

Update #19869 from QUASAR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Project Washboard 2. Organic Time-slip Supply Chain 3. Pseudo-Locality

Transmission #59504 from MENTOR (USAP) 1. Autonomous Abattoir of Emperors 2. Sedge Wren Swamp 3. Stronghold of Jibemaxxers

Update #1376 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Rotten Freight Train of Eagles

IMINT #44811 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Mausoleum of Kidneys 2. Proto-Blackberry 3. Truth Asylum

IMINT #114 from GPS III-SV05 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Sumerian Spice 2. Cimmerian Citadel of Warlocks 3. Former Vibes

Update #85830 from Zuma (ACCM) 1. Cozy Artifact Dugout 2. Novelist Boardwalk 3. Ice Villa

Manifest #046 from MENTOR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Haunted Labyrinth of Reflections 2. A Wholesale

IMINT #398 from KH-11 KENNEN (TOP SECRET) 1. Pangolin Laboratory 2. Unbearable FAXes 3. Fanatic Fire Trench

Update #763 from GPS III-SV05 (UMBRA) 1. Rogue Workshop

Transmission #83216 from PROWLER (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Unearthly Paper 2. Convoys of Deep Fakes

GEOINT #937 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Helicopter Protocol 5-Q 2. 5G Simulator 3. Organic Warehouse of Truth

Dispatch #884 from KH-11 KENNEN (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Energy Obelisk 2. Pile of Light

GEOINT #7049 from X-37B (UMBRA) 1. Microscope Protocol VI

SIGINT #45988 from NROL-129 (EYES ONLY) 1. Pit of Dust 2. Carniverous Ghoul Launch Pads 3. Solar Eclipse Seastead

Manifest #6370 from QUASAR (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Invisible Duct Tape