Weird Spy Satellites

Intercept #30513 from HEXAGON (L CLEARANCE) 1. Shadowy Novels 2. Counter-Persistent 3. Bullshit Data Center

IMINT #4544 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Counterfeit Salmon Aqueduct 2. Well of Rewilding 3. Tartarean Bridge

Transmission #4287 from MISTY (TS/SCI) 1. Warehouse of Plutonium 2. Erotic Masques 3. Tunnel of Wraiths

SIGINT #15100 from MENTOR (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Lemurian Tortoise Laboratory

Transmission #6671 from Zuma (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Ziggurat of Mars 2. Immortal Cellar Door Embankment 3. Oneiric Ash Terminal

Update #92730 from QUASAR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Empire of Content 2. Static Obelisk 3. Operation Lounge

Dispatch #62702 from NROL-129 (ATOMAL) 1. Sheepmaxxing Commissary

OSINT #2632 from X-37B (L CLEARANCE) 1. Source of Rainbows 2. Pirated Aether

GEOINT #725 from KH-11 KENNEN (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Annex 8-Q 2. Mithril Office of Peanut Butter 3. Crumbling School of Wraiths

IMINT #0606 from KH-11 KENNEN (NOFORN) 1. Parade of Fanfic 2. Counter-Busy Signal 3. Cimmerian Nerdcore

IMINT #363 from PROWLER (NOFORN) 1. Snow Compute Facility

Manifest #250 from QUASAR (EYES ONLY) 1. Shrouded Launcher 2. Trailers of Coelacanths 3. Vestigial Assassins

Update #7923 from █████ ███████ ██ (ATOMAL) 1. Sacred Abyss of Tantrums 2. Cozy Hellscape 3. Gravemaxxing Railway

GEOINT #737 from QUASAR (TOP SECRET) 1. Hedge Fund Airstrip 2. Reanimated Incense 3. Tower of Blogs

OSINT #486 from NROL-82 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Smoldering Dreams of Mythos 2. Pallets of Flawmaxxers 3. Fake Meme Church

SIGINT #70280 from Zuma (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Para-Puppet 2. Library of Ennui

Update #225 from MENTOR (TS/SCI) 1. Swarms of Energy 2. Stolen Molasses 3. Glitch Launch Site