Weird Spy Satellites

IMINT #8404 from HEXAGON (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Vaporwave Carnage Cathedral

Transmission #8319 from NROL-82 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Scythe Site 2. Tacos Vehicles 3. An Illustration

Manifest #6936 from KH-11 KENNEN (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Evil Mars 2. Para-Parallelism 3. Parrot Protocol V

Dispatch #6303 from FalconSAT-8 (NODIS) 1. Sacred Prison of Poets

GEOINT #9316 from MENTOR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Fastness of Bullshit

Manifest #9379 from RASR-2 (NODIS) 1. Colossal Chamber of Mycelium 2. Astromycological Carbon Lighthouse 3. Meta-Clone

Intercept #6366 from GPS III-SV05 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. WWII Hellmouth of Ligma 2. Weed Runway 3. Recovered Sorrow Laboratory

SIGINT #3431 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Pseudo-Pavement

Transmission #38831 from Zuma (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Cruise Ship Fueling Station 2. Viral Mud 3. Nuclear Cult Armory

Transmission #930 from NROL-129 (USAP) 1. Void of Desert 2. Pseudo-Trauma

Transmission #4524 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Hyperobject Protocol Q7 2. Unhinged Firefly Barracks 3. Skull Airstrip

MASINT #41243 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI) 1. Happy Hallelujah Covers Armory 2. Hellish Container Ship of Love Songs 3. WWII Saturn

Intercept #147 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Cannabis Bog 2. Forgotten Radar 3. Welsh Snow

MASINT #950 from NROL-129 (NOFORN) 1. Crypto-Femininity 2. Vault of Groanmaxxers 3. Backrooms of Light

Dispatch #1797 from MENTOR (TS/SCI) 1. Interstellar Bullshit 2. Unbearable Grotto of Coelacanths 3. Beautiful Bridge

Update #297 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Clock Museum

Manifest #252 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Stolen Plant 2. Swiss Zoom Breakout Room Dock