Weird Spy Satellites

Update #067 from MISTY (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Salvaged Lighthouse 2. Freight Train of Girlfriends 3. Palimpsest of Mole People

Manifest #49334 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Maze of Americana 2. Stolen Edible Office 3. Counterfeit Ice Obelisk

MASINT #557 from MENTOR (TOP SECRET) 1. Hellish Realm 2. Membrane of Tentacles 3. Boundless Pit of Vinyl

GEOINT #77205 from RASR-2 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Warehouse of Haints 2. A Largess 3. Lone Executive Orders Port

IMINT #04346 from HEXAGON (NODIS) 1. Operation Hangover

GEOINT #49942 from Zuma (CLASSIFIED) 1. Ancient Temple of Bathtubs

GEOINT #555 from MENTOR (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Ketchup Railroad 2. Quarantined Boardwalk 3. Hyper-Perfectionism

SIGINT #569 from NROL-82 (ATOMAL) 1. Strange Dolphin Trench 2. Proto-Eyepiece 3. Couchfucker Protocol One

GEOINT #54219 from PROWLER (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. 200-Year-Old Bathtub Plant 2. Great Citadel of Waffles 3. Stone Pelotons

Manifest #6633 from KH-11 KENNEN (ACCM) 1. Rainbow Area 2. Illicit Energy 3. Meta-Quipped

OSINT #693 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI) 1. Loss Protocol One 2. Pseudo-Vision

MASINT #44213 from MISTY (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Fountain of Ennui 2. A Sweetening 3. Smoldering Shitposts

Transmission #98542 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Code Hangar 2. Epic Feedback Church

SIGINT #557 from GPS III-SV05 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Torch Trench 2. Former Furry Depository 3. Pseudo-Arrest

GEOINT #01843 from SBIRS GEO-5 (UMBRA) 1. Disputed Smoke Sanctuary 2. Fiery Stack of Swine

IMINT #5895 from QUASAR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Elvish Den of Robots

Transmission #382 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Shattered Code Port 2. Spiderweb Bog 3. Evil Data Center