Weird Spy Satellites

Intercept #29529 from QUASAR (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Tired Peat 2. Forbidden Vault of C-Beams 3. Walrus Protocol Y5

Dispatch #456 from PROWLER (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Hypnagogic Dial Tones 2. Crystal Pyramid of Peanut Butter

IMINT #9574 from █████ ███████ ██ (TOP SECRET) 1. Operation Underemployment 2. Weed Generator 3. Hotel of Ice

Transmission #6729 from GPS III-SV05 (UMBRA) 1. Office of Squatmaxxers

Dispatch #10797 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Omniscient Fountain of Magick

IMINT #19941 from Topaz 3 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Palm Pilot Obelisk 2. Cyborg Fans

Intercept #3553 from NROL-111 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Bee Parapet 2. Colossal Tantrums 3. Warehouse of Milkshakes

MASINT #289 from PROWLER (L CLEARANCE) 1. Larkmaxxing Panopticon 2. Stack of Turtles 3. Quasi-Pop Tart

IMINT #8042 from HEXAGON (USAP) 1. Anti-Official 2. Happy Twins 3. Retrograde Den of Content

IMINT #3139 from HEXAGON (ACCM) 1. Pile of Effluvium 2. Erotic Dice

Dispatch #821 from KH-11 KENNEN (NODIS) 1. Hypnagogic Tomes 2. Carnage Silo 3. Proto-Pizza

Transmission #80300 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Cannon Grid 2. Parade of Strollmaxxers 3. Recovered Paddock of Teeth

Update #067 from MISTY (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Salvaged Lighthouse 2. Freight Train of Girlfriends 3. Palimpsest of Mole People

Manifest #49334 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Maze of Americana 2. Stolen Edible Office 3. Counterfeit Ice Obelisk

MASINT #557 from MENTOR (TOP SECRET) 1. Hellish Realm 2. Membrane of Tentacles 3. Boundless Pit of Vinyl

GEOINT #77205 from RASR-2 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Warehouse of Haints 2. A Largess 3. Lone Executive Orders Port

IMINT #04346 from HEXAGON (NODIS) 1. Operation Hangover