whoever got you, got gold

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

Smug face of a free man

They're trying to kill her. Go send Feedback about the shitass update it's apparently the only place where they sort of listen

I really do believe if they commissioned orteil to make a “Tumblr Playable” it would singlehandedly save the platform

Next tumblr update: no tags

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

Just curious: What do you call it when there is no central meal cooked in your household, and individual members are expected to find leftovers/cook for themselves?

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

What if I just tried going to the vet instead of ten different doctor's offices. At least they might give me peanut butter.