what in the actual fuck

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

it's called the weekend because it is a time when you're weakened

Official Time Loop Post

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

@zeawesomebirdie

LIT DYNAMITE UNDER THE BED???

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn