"I just got back from a meeting with the boss. It seems someone (I'm guessing you) has told her that I've been dumping all of my work onto you, and then accepting all of the praise when it's been completed.
Well, it seems your little ploy has backfired. She told me that delegating work to lower level employees shows initiative and resourcefulness. She was so impressed, that she gave me a promotion and payrise, along with the power to hire and fire anyone I want.
Yes, I thought you might be apologetic, but I think you can beg and grovel a little bit better than that.
I'm not going to fire you just yet though. I think I'm going to have a little fun with you first, seeing what demeaning tasks I can make you do. You can start by shining my shoes, but you won't be using any shoe polish.
Your tongue got you into this mess, so it's only right that you should use it to try and worm your way out."
