uuhhhhhhhhhh hey wassup. 22/nb

trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”

@caitallolovesyou

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

girls can't be invisible

then you won't be able to she/her

promoting women's visibility this international women's day <3

Makes creature noises at you (affectionate)

This has Taliesin Jaffe vibes