an explanation is not owed

JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
hello vonnie

roma★

izzy's playlists!
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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an explanation is not owed

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Aren't you afraid that chatgpt will take your job?
no
i think chatgpt asks might be more worthwhile than these already so yes, anon is in very real danger
hey gamers, let's prove benford's law
look at the current number of votes on this poll, then vote with the FIRST digit of that number (e.g. if it's at 1234 votes, vote 1). then rb
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trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*
if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”
@caitallolovesyou
Some pictures of Flame w/ her chicks❤️
I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”
this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

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girls can't be invisible
then you won't be able to she/her
promoting women's visibility this international women's day <3
A muppet version of good omens were everyone is a muppet except for all the angels and demons.
All angels and demons are play by humans but whenever they are on earth they carry around a little muppet version of themselves Avenue Q style, because those are their corporations.
So Aziraphale and Crowley are still Michael Sheen and David Tennant but they puppet around muppet versions of themselves.
Whenever they are speaking to each other or to other demons and angels they are just talking with their actual faces and normal voices but when talking to a human/muppet they put on exaggerated little voices and the muppet/humans will exclusively address their muppet corporation, not acknowledging the full grown human men puppeting them.
There are no muppets in heaven or hell
When Aziraphale possesses Madame Tracy he just starts puppeting the Madame Tracy muppet.
Adam is just a human child, he doesn’t even have a muppet version of himself. He’s just a human child in this world of muppets and no one ever acknowledges it, not even Aziraphale and Crowley or Adam himself.
Dog starts out as a real dog but then shapeshifts into a muppet dog.
Makes creature noises at you (affectionate)

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This has Taliesin Jaffe vibes
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