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out here at the vet ER with my friend and his cat, just threw up in a hospital bathroom but im here and im trying my best. even $1 will help i have to eat something besides yogurt today

have to make an appointment with my pcp for a stool test 😭 trying not to lose my fucking mind

i just need to eat 💔 my goal is for soup

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

talking to people you want to get to know as if they're already your friends is a terrible terrible piece of advice that people online love giving out. but i think what people are trying to say when they suggest this is that you should talk to people you want to get to know as if they're your peers. which is a subtle but important distinction. the former is extremely overfamiliar and often because of this ends up making you seem rude, but the latter is more about conducting your conversations with someone as if it is unremarkable and low stakes for the two of you to be speaking together. which is only* rude if the person you're talking to thinks they're above having normal conversations with randos, in which case, probably not worth your time to befriend anyway.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

world heritage post

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french