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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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It can take up to a month for a reindeer to re-supply its venom
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently
bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

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This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god
The potato battery is a kind of Creature that can only be befriended by kind-hearted children trying to do their fourth-grade science projects
[ID copied from alt: A colored sketch depicting a creature based on a potato battery science experiment. It has a potato for a body, and its ears are a zinc plate and copper plate sticking out of the potato, with black and red wires attached to them with alligator clips. The wires wrap around the back half of its body and twist together to form a tail with a small, lit lightbulb at the end. Its legs are also made of wire. There is a patch of blue behind it against a background that looks like lined notebook paper. End ID.]
It occurred to me that I had in fact created a Little Guy so I mapped it on the chart from @littleguysdaily
[ID copied from alt: A stats sheet featuring the potato battery creature. Its skill is listed as "science fair." It has 3 out of 3 stars in the Chuckability category, 3 in Engaging, 1 in Squishiness, 0 in Slorpability, 0 in Bones, and 1 in Media Literacy. End ID.]
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

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incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
Clearly what you all meant to say was @the-muppet-joker
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at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?
none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby
Your Mii just bit me.

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it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
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