tabi apo

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

pliny the elder sailing towards pompeii: oobh i got pliny of time

The goblin meets your eyes and nods in agreement, unable to believe this shit either.

[ID: Van Gogh's Starry Night recreated as a computer motherboard /End ID]

we need less representation in media. we need abstract shapes moving around. We need sounds of unclear provenance

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.