the saint of never getting it right

it is just obvious to me that if you opened your eyes for even one second you would realize that Big Sweat invented the idea of going outside in the summer to make you produce more sweat

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

does anyone know if it’s possible

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

#every day I wake up and I pour myself a big old cup of stimulant and it still doesn't make me successful

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed