the saint of never getting it right

(via bsky)

this monologue is almost fjord

is the matron a prime deity? I thought she was in a separate category bc of how she became the matron

his eyes did that bc of how fast he was reading earlier

you gotta be careful with that

good on them for not making that a poop joke

brief aside, fbi don't look: I grabbed these episodes off My Preferred Episode-Grabbing Site bc they had the most seeds but this is a VERY GENEROUS definition of 1080. Pixels the size of kittens. I'll definitely be replacing them for gif purposes.

anyway the fbi agents can come back in the room now

flashbacks to the discord server I was in during most of c1, where we decided the raven queen was constantly calling vax on a nokia 2310 and cussing a blue streak when he didn't pick up

oh god his glasses are doing the thing

take cover

I. have never heard "zounds" said out loud before

it comes from "god's wounds" iirc so the pronunciation makes sense, I've just never heard it with my human flesh ears

I desperately need there to be a watch party-style thing. I thought I saw somewhere that one was scheduled but I can't find a source for that now so it's entirely possible I hallucinated it

I have trauma on pike's behalf

"new holy man" [points] vecna

this isn't hindsight, either, I promise that was my immediate reaction during the first watch

"I'm on an apron! :D"

I would like to hear about both of them

I kinda figured we wouldn't get Trickfeets adapted, since I'm 90% sure it was something matt came up with so ashley could be the center of a plot while she was in town, but a. there's still time b. this is also very cool

mala and I both agree the underwear is also enchanted

I wrote a fic about vex and keyleth drinking about their issues

it ended. differently. than it does here.

the sick child is sam's youngest, bc of course it is

yeah that's about how long my inhaler works for me, too

THERE'S andy serkis

iirc they said this season would get into why people join religious movements even if they seem skeezy, whether it's for community or help or personal goals or whathaveyou

nobody is immune to cult propaganda

tary is a brilliant artificer! just not so much at everything else

the "YES! DOTY TAKE THAT DOWN" in the background got me

god herpes

I need a shirt with "the voice of the shitdamn tempest" on it

this is how we get the slayer's cake

ykw in hindsight I should have seen this for the flag it was

A+ way of pulling scanlan back into the plot

nothing good happens in the fields in westruun, huh

keyleth speedrunning all the kinds of drunk it's possible to be

"ah, it's not me this time"

doty :c

sacrificed himself to science

hello 911 liam o'brien is murdering me with acting

AGAIN

idk if this is actually henry winkler committing to these coughs but regardless: damn

sorry I'm still not over fuckin necro-ninja

stop putting reverb on everybody so I can't recognize actors

I mean it was probably the intended outcome in this specific case but also

(I still can't hear Dorian Pavus in Ramattra) (I have one superpower stop thwarting it with technology)

we can't count the cost of what we've lost 'cause some scars never fade

oh and the locket's broken bc their family will never be whole again

just fucking put me in the ground

LIKE WILHAND

this bitch

no-eyes-having power-ranger-monster-sounding naruto-coat-looking ass bitch

AND DOTY AS HIMSELF T_T

TIMESTAMP ROULETTE the mighty nein season 1 episode 5: little spark

no way they weren't gonna get wayne brady to sing at least once

DOTY BALLOON

he is in fact an idiot leading you to your doom

howaardt looks like a muppet. I think it's the eyeshadow and the face shape.

just rapid-fire awful, huh

I think this is the first time I've really disliked a change from the campaign. howaardt was just such a different kind of sleazy and unpleasant in the campaign and this is. not as good? I don't want to use the word "fun", bc no version of howaardt is fun, and I know they don't have time to get into the Everything with him trying to marry off tary to save the family name or whatever but it just. cheapens tary? IDK IDK I HAVE THOUGHTS™️ AND IDK HOW TO WORDS THEM

I prefer Full-Strength Tary Backstory to the distilled version we got here, I guess is my point.

there's also six more episodes, who knows, we might still get more of it

also like. how did he even GET that

vexnvax escaping this conversation

hi matt

"what" cleeves is me

pfft he has a little gilded workbench bc of course he does

vex: takes one to know one

The Little Elf Twins

grog pulling the curtain down took me fully out

he fixed it, tho! he's crafty!

the way me and mala both started going "oh no" over and over when he pulled out the Deck

the Deck of Uninfringed Copyrights

"he's so close to getting it" is he though

how could they force the animators to draw more horse

pike 🤝 fjord getting called into weird caves by evil warlock patrons

evil doty

ancestor memories??

convenient that the spell also cleans the blood off her arm (so the animators don't have to remember it's there)

Evil Doty feels extremely like some of the arks in Eternal Strands

(please play Eternal Strands)

not the Rainbow Unicorn Attack noises

mala: and now percy's soul is damned for a thousand years me: oh that ship has sailed

CARPET

"the only pretty boy in these parts is me!"

carpet :(

doty sleepin

now he just needs to kill a kid and/or old person

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”